“TRACEY,” Lux said. “Were you nice?”
“Yes, I was nice,” I said, as I opened my laptop.
“But were you POSITIVE?” She took a sip of her Starbucks. This was her third Venti of the day. And well…it showed.
“Yes Lux,” I sighed. “I was positive.”
“Did you talk about The Cat?” asked Floyd from across the conference room table.
“Oh my god,” Lux gasped. “Did you? Did you talk about The Cat?”
“No. I did not talk about The Cat.”
“Well, what was it then?” asked Lainie, as she reached for a bribery cookie. These cookies were the only way I got people to come to these meetings.
“Guys, I don’t know. He just wasn’t into me. Let’s move on.” I had gathered the members of my Social Media Marketing Team in order to brainstorm ideas on how to get a big surge of readers before our One Year Anniversary Party, which was coming up soon. Instead, all they wanted to discuss was my failure with Date Five.