Scandal & Searches.

Last Saturday was awesome.

That afternoon, I met some girlfriends for a Belly Dancing class where I learned three things: 1) Belly Dancing is harder than it looks, 2) I am not very good at Belly Dancing, and 3) Belly Dancing is a blast.

Then, that night I went to a Quiet Clubbing event.

I’d never been to a Quiet Clubbing event but let me tell you, it was pretty spectacular. This particular venue was incredible, complete with a Penthouse Bar that had clear, crisp views of the city. Three DJ’s were set up, each playing a different genre of music and each assigned a specific color. When guests arrived, they were given headphones and you could set them to the color that corresponded to the DJ you wanted to listen to.

The cool thing about this is that when you take off the headphones, you can’t hear the music and it looks like people are dancing to nothing, singing along off-key and screaming to each other, “No, click to red, to RED! We love this song!” And then everyone would switch and dance together and then later switch back or just dance to their own beat and it was so, so fun.

I’m not really doing it justice, so you can check out the details here.

All in all, it was a great Saturday.

But it must have tuckered me out because the next day I slept through my alarm and woke up too late to make it to my friend Collette’s Brooklyn Birthday Brunch. This really bummed me out because I love Collette and, as I’ve mentioned, I love brunch.

When I start sleeping through my alarm and missing brunch, I know I might be getting a little overtired and burned out.

So it was not surprising to me when, that night, I sat down to work on this week’s post and was agitated and fidgety. I always try to get a solid rough draft done on Sundays because I know I’ll be too busy during the week to pull something together. But that night, I kept getting up to eat a cracker or get a seltzer or rearrange the magnets on my refrigerator or file my nails. I just could not focus. I started whining to The Cat about how I’d posted 6 posts in the last 2 weeks and I was so tired. She just glared at me like, “You and your freakin’ drama. #gettowork.”

For about 20 minutes, this was the dialogue in my head:

“I don’t want to write.”

“‘A professional writer is an amateur who didn’t quit.'”

“You and your Richard Bach quotes. Shut it.”

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. Aristotle.”

“Omg. Stop.”

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain.”

“I’m tired.”

“If you build it, he will come. Kevin Costner.”

“What? That doesn’t even have anything to – “

This went around and around for awhile until finally, one voice raged through:

“I DON’T WANT TO DO BE DOING THIS!!! I WANT TO BINGE WATCH ‘SCANDAL’ ON NETFLIX!!”

Then, silence.

So I figured I better let myself do that.

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“It’s handled.”

So since I don’t have a real post for today, I thought it would be fun to take a look at some of the searches which have brought people here. The short list is below.

So enjoy, all. See you next week.

Search Engine Terms Which Led to NotQuiteACougar.com

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  • Unknown search terms 789

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9 thoughts on “Scandal & Searches.”

  1. LOVE this post. Almost took a pole dancing class a couple years ago. Would love to hear more about your belly dancing class. Although the clubbing thing sounds pretty darn interesting as well. 🙂

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